My Life According to Tori Amos

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. Repost as “my life according to (band name)”

Pick your Artist:
Tori Amos

Are you a male or female:
Real Men

Describe yourself:
Father’s Son

How do you feel:

Describe where you currently live:
Home on the Range

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Jamaica Inn

Your favorite form of transportation:
Taxi Ride

Your best friend is:
Muhammad My Friend

You and your best friends are:

What’s the weather like:
Spring Haze

Favorite time of day:
I Don’t Like Mondays

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Pretty Good Year

What is life to you:
Bouncing Off Clouds

Your last relationship:
Heart of Gold

25 Random Things

This is Facebook, so the “instructions” might not apply to you.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.

To do this, go to the “notes” tab on your profile page, click on “write new note,” paste these instructions into the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the upper right hand corner, then click “publish.”

1. I only like the juice from oranges. I don’t like the rest and will spit it out.

2. I have a weakness for sweets

3. I have two pairs of eye glasses. One I wear at home and one I wear out.

4. I use an ergonomic keyboard at work

5. Would like to be a Buddhist monk

6. Enjoys the smell of a cigarette every once in awhile

7. Wants to donate more to the EFF

8. Has an urge to inhale the cleaning duster sitting on his desk

9. As I get older, my urge for a variety of pops drops. I really only enjoy Dr. Pepper anymore.

10. Hates paying for parking when he goes to work.

11. Is glad he has a job in this economy

12. Drives to work the same way every day, but will mix up the drive home.

13. My car is rusting.

14. I’ve had my gallbladder removed.

15. One of my favorite things is to have Alyssa “read” a story to me.

16. Has never seen a shooting star.

17. Is against the bailing out of financial firms, but for the bailout of domestic auto makers.

18. Is for a cleaner, greener earth, but against mandatory mileage requirements for car companies.

19. Has no school pride.

20. Doesn’t care for most sports.

21. Has had a problematic tooth for over a year now, but the dentist assures me it’s not a cavity.

22. Has very little desire to watch new movies.

23. Wants to learn how to mix drinks.

24. Has a terrible memory.

25. Has worked for the same company for almost 9 years.

Dog Breed

My Result: Scottish Terrier

No bones about it, you’re an adventurous Scottish Terrier. Fearless, feisty, and always up for a challenge, you like having things your way. Some people might even label you stubborn or headstrong. But we know you’re just ambitious and motivated. (Being misinterpreted is such a trial, isn’t it?) Besides, your can-do attitude serves you well when facing challenges at work or in your personal life. No job is too big, and absolutely no obstacle is going to stand in your way. You’re always ready, willing, and able to rise to the challenge. A loyal, caring friend, you choose your pals very carefully, then stick by them through thick and thin. Woof!