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Alyssa [to Christi]: I know what I’m getting at Grandma and Grandad’s house!
Christi: What?
Alyssa: A movie.
Christi: How do you know that?
Alyssa: Because daddy shook it.

It is a sign of the times when you find out through Facebook your high school best friend got engaged.

Kids = (Adam + Christi).copy();
Parents = Adam.getParents();
Duration = create(Saturday.night, Sunday.morning);
Parents.watch(Kids).for(Duration);
if (Behavior.good(Kids))
    Adam.addResponsibility(get(Kids));
else
    Parents.shorten(Duration);
    Parents.addResponsibility(remove(Kids)).wait(0);

BMP or JPG

I've heard JPGs are smaller than BMPs, so I'll just change the extension!

“I’ve heard JPGs are smaller than BMPs, so I’ll just change the extension!”

I’ve heard that IT at my company and in the industry is seen as a second-class department, that we don’t really contribute to our industry. I didn’t really believe it until I saw this form to sign up for a railroading newsletter. IT isn’t on the list of departments. :(

Form to Request Railroading Newsletter

Form to Request Railroading Newsletter

There’s a weather station in the neighborhood next to mine. It is kind of neat to see it updating every couple of seconds.

Christi: I’ve got [Facebook] friends in 6 countries. I bet you can’t say that.
Me: “I’ve got friends in 6 countries.” Gee, that wasn’t so hard.