Things I never thought I’d say to my children: Don’t chew on the couch.
Christi’s: Stop butt-bumping the cabinet and eat your cheese.
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And these both happened within about 10 minutes of each other. Imagine if we kept track of EVERYTHING for an entire day . . .
Don’t put your binky between your toes before putting it in your mouth. Say it with me – eeewwwwwww!